MIKE BIRD

        MICHAEL JOHN BIRD        
1957-2026


2026 March 30, Monday

     Michael John Bird passed away this morning.

     I met Mike Bird in 1991 April when I started working in the Operations Research Department at Northwest Airlines in St. Paul, Minnesota. I was hired as a math-algorithm-computer-algorithms guy and Mike was part of a yield-management software-support group. (Newspeakers call it "revenue management" (RM) while we old-timers still say "yield management" (YM). In the airline world it's the mathematical science of determining which seats to sell at which prices.) These computer systems were a mix of IBM-370-mainframe systems with algorithms written in SAS-analytics and IMS databases. My own computer programs ran on IBM RS6000 computers running AIX and X-windows, completely different systems. It's all a bunch of alphabet-soup systems. (My joke is that these are all TLAs where TLA stands for Three Letter Abbreviation.)

     The cool part of working with Mike was that any system I had to work with, SAS, IMS, JCL, ISPF, et cetera, Mike knew it, not only able to answer questions but able to write programs in it. His programs ran for years without breaking. I'm used to software systems not working because new cases stretched the assumptions limits, but Mike's software didn't have that problem. He also helped me with the different IBM-370 modes and interfaces. When I used these systems in nonstandard ways, Mike was there to help me figure out how to make it all work.

     While Mike was a gifted geek, he also recognized talent and knowledge in others, especially me. I didn't have to play games and pretend, he realized I was as good at what I did as he was at what he did, an atmosphere of mutual and serious respect. We challenged each other in work and in fun.

     Mike and I shared a love of science-fiction books and movies, especially Stanley Kubrick's immortal and profound "2001: A Space Odyssey." He met Arthur C. Clarke at one sci-fi event and I met Isaac Asimov at another and we took joy in sharing the details. Mike was literate and thoughtful, joy in conversation well into some very late nights.

     Mike was accomplished in family and friendship as a good husband to his wife Helen for forty-two years, a good son to his parents, a good father to his daughter Antonia and his son George, and a good friend to a lot of people. Mike's family has been my family for a long time. Helen and I became close in 1991 and that never changed. Two-year-old daughter Antonia and then-infant son George have stayed close to me for the last thirty-five years. Mike's parents and his brother knew me and liked me. So did many of the Bird-family friends. I was part of a community in the Bird home and in their social and professional universe. The Bird family also attended several of my picnic parties at my home in Afton, Minnesota, and played Bocce Ball on my large, flat lawn.

     In the professional world it seemed everybody knew Mike Bird. When he said he knew President Clinton, well, we worked for an airline, it wasn't hard to fly to Washington, D.C., first class of course (FCOC), and, sure enough, the president knew Mike well. Well he doesn't know Queen Elizabeth, we took flights through Detroit to London-Heathrow and the tube to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, the queen and Mike were soon sharing tea. Well he's not going to know the Pope, we took flights through Amsterdam to Rome-Fiumicino Airport and a taxi to Vatican City. There was a group of people waiting to hear from the Pope, Mike told me to wait down there, and, sure enough, he walked out onto the balcony with the Pope. When the two of them rushed down to see why I fainted, I said, "After the president and queen I can see the Pope knowing him, but when the nun next to me asked me who was the guy in the funny hat next to Mike Bird, well, I guess that was too much for me." (I told this joke when we worked together, so I figure I can share it now.)

     I have pointed out that I have been a lucky person. I don't know if I'm the luckiest person ever to draw breath, but there are so many things in my life where I was just plain lucky. There are wonderful people in my life that were part of institutions and opportunities I earned, top college and graduate school and then Bell Telephone Laboratories where I met seriously brilliant people and got to work on wonderfully innovative projects as a result of my earlier efforts and accomplishments. I was still outrageously fortunate but at least I did something positive to earn these opportunities.

     But here's the thing about my friendship with Mike. It's pure luck that we happened to meet. Nothing I did in high school, college, graduate school, or Bell earned my friendship with Mike. It was just plain incredibly-good fortune that Mike's and my paths crossed, that I had such a wonderful friend for three and a half decades, and that I still have the Bird family in my life forever and always.

    


1 01g. NWA -- Mike Bird
2 01g. NWA -- Mike Bird, Dan Newstrom
3 0kd. Mike Bird, Greg Glockner
4 0y8. N4372J, Adam, Mike Bird, and Antonia
5 0y8. Helen Bird, Antonia, and Mike
6 0y8. Mike Bird, Gloria Rosenberg, and Antonia under a 747
7 0y8. Gloria Rosenberg, Mike Bird, and Antonia
8 0y8. Antonia, Mike Bird, and Adam under a big airplane
9 0z1. Adam, George, and Helen Bird
10 102. NWA lunch - Mike Bird + Greg Glockner
11 102. Alaska trip - Eric Muercke + Mike Bird + Greg Glockner
12 102. Helen + Mike Bird + N4372J
13 102. Mike + Antonia Bird + Gloria Rosenberg - airport show
14 102. airport show - Gloria Rosenberg + Mike + Antonia Bird
15 102. Antonia Bird + Adam - airport show
16 102. airport show - Antonia + Mike Bird + Adam
17 102. airport show - Adam + Antonia Bird
18 102. Antonia + Helen Bird + Adam
19 102. George Bird + Adam
20 103. Mike + Antonia Bird
21 103. Mike Bird + Kevin Gardiner house
22 103. Mike Bird + Kevin Gardiner
23 103. Mark and Lisa Ransom wedding + Mike Bird
24 104. Kevin + Barbera Gardiner + two daughters + Helen + Mike Bird
25 104. Kevin + Barbara Gardner + two daughters + Helen Bird
26 105. NWA people - Mike Bird
27 105. Adam Afton party - NWA crowd - Carol + Eric Muercke + Kevin Gardiner + Mike Bird
28 105. Adam Afton party - NWA crowd - Antonia + Helen + Mike Bird + Linda Stone
29 106. Helen + Mike Bird
30 107. Mike and Helen Bird
31 171. Minnesota State Fair, Antonia Bird
32 171. Minnesota State Fair, Helen and Antonia Bird
33 1c1. Helen and Mike Bird
34 1n1. Larry Avimeleh, Mike Bird
35 4a1. Mike and Helen Bird
36 54l. Lake Havasu City, London Bridge, George Bird, Adam, Helen, and Antonia
37 54l. Lake Havasu City, London Bridge, George Bird, Adam, Helen, and Antonia zoom
38 54l. Lake Havasu City, London Bridge, George Bird, Adam, Helen, and Antonia 2
39 573. Mike Bird, the whole fam damily
40 57n. Minnesota, Mike Bird in his new New Beetle
41 5ha. Helen Bird and N4372J
42 5k3. Mike Bird
43 5k3. George and Antonia Bird
44 5k3. George, Antonia, and Helen Bird
45 5x2. Bird's party -- Lisa, Mike
46 5x2. Bird's party -- Lisa, Mike
47 5x2. Bird's party -- Helen
48 5x3. Birds -- Patches cat, Mike
49 5x4. George Bird
50 65s. Helen and Mike Bird
51 65s. Laine and Mike Bird in Hastings, Minnesota
52 65u. Helen Bird
53 9t4. Mike Bird's new beetle
54 9t4. Helen Bird and Ransom kids at dinner
55 9u7. Mike Bird on Skype seen on Antonia's and Yuusuke's screen in Japan
56 9z4. Birds and Hirota get-together- Yuusuki and Antonia
57 9z4. Birds and Hirota get-together - Mike and Helen
58 9z4. Birds and Hirota get-together- Yuusuke and Antonia
59 9z4. Birds and Hirota get-together - George Bird
60 9z4. Birds and Hirota get-together - Noel and George
61 a14. Antonia Bird Hirota picture
62 a1f. afghan note from Helen Bird
63 a1f. afghan note from Helen Bird
64 a2s. Mike Bird looking lively

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